VampyreErotica

… Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them
… You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
… 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed
… Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.”
… You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14
… Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up
… You’re the one calling the police because those #%$@! kids next door won’t turn down the stereo
… Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you 
… You feed your dog/cat science diet instead of McDonalds leftovers
… Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
… Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one
… Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
… You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests
… A 40EEK bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good shit.”
… You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
… “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
… You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
… When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh shit, what the hell happened?”

I got 10 out of 18. Kuidas teiega lood on? xD